..I'M AWESOME..

..Jorge Villa..Future U.S. Navy SEAL..

..LEGEN...wait for it...DARY..

Real success is when you do something that no one even thinks of doing.

indiepopsicle:

breelandwalker:

Book Quotes: - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"Oh I can’t wait to see McGonagall inspected,” said Ron happily. “Umbridge won’t know what’s hit her.” 

McGonagall is the Queen of Sass. All Hail McGonagall.

DO YOU NEED A COUGH DROP, DOLORES?!

(Source: excepttheeyes, via supernatural-explosion)

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konkeydongcountry:

sreido:

where was this when I was small enough to fit in it

you say that like i’m not gonna just awkwardly squeeze myself into itif it worked for bowser, it’ll work for me

having worked at toys r us
i can assure you that size is no obstacle for adults wanting to hop on a kiddy toy
the grotesque contortions of the human bodies i have seen will chase me to the grave

carnotaurus-sassytrei:

konkeydongcountry:

sreido:

where was this when I was small enough to fit in it

you say that like i’m not gonna just awkwardly squeeze myself into it

if it worked for bowser, it’ll work for me

having worked at toys r us

i can assure you that size is no obstacle for adults wanting to hop on a kiddy toy

the grotesque contortions of the human bodies i have seen will chase me to the grave

(via thekoloradian)

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Always-Arousedxxx (via always-arousedxxx)

(Source: , via always-arousedxxx)

Don’t lose a diamond while chasing glitter…

Always-Arousedxxx

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Always-Arousedxxx (via always-arousedxxx)

(via always-arousedxxx)

I like holding hands, sweet romantic kisses, and for you to hold my neck as you fuck the fucking fuck out of me…

Always-Arousedxxx

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